After winning “best of show” in visual effects at the 2007 Art Institute, long hours and verbal abuse were missing from young Jordan Johnson’s life. By tapping into his experience as a galley slave, Jordan felt that advertising was a proper stepping stone in his career path as an expert witness in cognitive dissonance. Channel Z now offers this shining example of diligent hard work and good old American perspiration at reasonable rates. We suggest you come on down and sample Jordan’s easy Minneapolis charm.