Mike Weldon Creative Editor


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As a child, Mike spoke bits of fluent Russian and was plagued by recurring dreams. The dreams took place in Moscow circa 1900 and always ended with a slate clap and a montage of circles, squares, and triangles. After Mike’s pursuit of the Minnesota amateur golf title failed, he went to college. After college he was offered a job at ABC’s affiliate in Greenland but turned that down to begin his now illustrious career as a commercial editor.